Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.
YES GIRL GET IT
yeah school sucks but does it swallow
It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing
you came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker
“who could scroll past this” me
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives
There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM
I completely photosynthesize with this
he straight up just WALKED through that shit
this is possibly the best play I have ever seen before in my life.
best play ever.
I have to reblog this again. I laughed for like ten mins in class about it.
The other team is so confused by him walking it takes them a minute to react thats brilliant
I don’t care if this doesn’t fit my blog. This is perfect.
Don’t fuck the mirror please